After I updated The Spider of Halros blurb, I wrote another funny (I think funny) one for a book I don’t expect I’ll actually write. I figured I’d throw it on here. A lot of people seem to have narrowed down the category of young adult literature. This takes a small jab at that.
The Vampire Book Club
Kelly has issues, daddy issues, plus step-daddy issues, and even (thanks to a long running dispute over a domain name) GoDaddy issues!
She’s in love with a vampire, but not just any vampire. He also happens to be dreamy, rich, smoldering (at certain times of the day), and of course her dad doesn’t approve. Pretty awesome right?
He’s also sensitive and a vegan. Doesn’t make much sense, but it’s totally true.
If you’ve been looking for angst combined with wistful glances, you’ve come to the right place.
Did I mention that they’re in a book club? Yeah, a supernatural book club.
They can’t always meet because their world is sooo dystopian. That obviously adds extra angst.
Wait you say. Is there a teenage love triangle? Boy is there ever! You’ll just have to read the book to find out if the third member is an equally improbable dreamboat or a scheming b!#$h, hell-bent on destroying Kelly’s supernatural bliss.
Hope it gave you a laugh;)